Here are a few
"Sad? Dropkick a hipster."
"Wondering how to explain your divorce to your kids? Tell them it's their fault."
"Want to make the ladies swoon? Trim your pubes into a Bieber cut."
"Stuck in traffic? Open fire."
"Need a laugh? Pay bums to fight."
"Why is Paris Motor a trending topic? Because they made a car that runs off of cocaine and boners."
"How can you tell if your child may have a learning disability? The Mother of the child is Sarah Palin"
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